and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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