Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
