I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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