Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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