We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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