David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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