yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
