did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Boobs are out for the taking
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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