maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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