Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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