Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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