I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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