Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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