You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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