We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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