**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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