I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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