I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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