I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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