Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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