how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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