you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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