At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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