Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
