just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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