theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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