Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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