I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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