I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
