fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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