okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize
