I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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