I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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