I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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