Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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