It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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