I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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