Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I AM VODKA MAN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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