Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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