I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
