Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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