I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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