is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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