idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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