i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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