quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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