It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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