dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
