I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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