you have to choose: penises or morals?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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