let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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